Originally posted by Capo de La Cosa Nostra:
Groucho: "Where's your husband?"
Dumont: "He's dead."
Croucho: "I bet he's just using that as an excuse."
I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
