A Groucho line was used in a judge's decision in a criminal case to describe a defendant, whose testimony was clearly false and incredible.


A woman opens her closet door to find Groucho inside. "What are you doing in my closet?"

Groucho answers, "I'm not in your closet."

The woman resonds, "I can see you with my own eyes."

Groucho says, "Lady, who are you going to believe - me or your own eyes?"