From "Big Store" which just played here:
Mr. Grover: "What experience have you had at a department store?"
Groucho [Wolf J. Flywheel]: "I was a shoplifter for three years."
Big Store
From: Animal Crackers:
"Why you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you."
Oh, and one of my favorites (I think a BBer had it once for a signature):
"I wanna dance with you til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows til you come home." So Groucho!!!
TIS