Pilot # 1: "Tiger One, Tiger One. I've got 5 Migs on my tail. I can't lose 'em!"

Pilot # 2: "This is Tiger One. I'm coming in.
Im in position. Ready to launch.
Steady.....steady....FIRE!
Damn! I missed!"

Pilot # 1: "Hang on, I got him locked! Target is locked! Haha, your ass is mine now. Say your prayers, you're going down brother! FIRE!
Holy cannoli! I've never seen anyone maneuver like that! Who the hell is in that cockpit?"

Pilot # 2: "I dont know, but this one's too tough for us. We gotta fold back."

Pilot # 1: "You think thats the famous Mig pilot...the one who just got 7000 posts in the GBB?"

Control Tower: "Youre right boys, its her. Fly back home, nobody's messing with MamaMig!"


Congratulations Mig!

"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"

- James Cagney in "Taxi!" (1932)