I understand that there was a party going on around here!
Nineteen lousy posts and you people call this a party?


No peppers and sausage? No wine?

Where is the band? The cake? The dancing girls?

Things have sure changed a lot since the old days. A whole lot of new faces too. And for crying out loud, look at those post numbers! I saw one person with 30,000 posts?

You know this board has lasted longer then some people's marriages.


"Well, old friend, are you ready to do me this service?"

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