How about:
When was the last time you wet the bed?
Or;
When was the last time you had a runny bum?
Or;
Why on Earth do peanuts not taste like peas?
Or;
If Moses was a wrestler, what would be his special move?
Or;
Was Moses a wrestler?
Or;
Is Moses a wrestler?
Or;
Is Moses still alive?
Or;
If you could part any sea, which sea would you part, and why?
Or;
Which oceans have you swam in?
Or;
Which oceans have you swam in while being parted?
Or;
If you had to drown, which sea would you choose to drown in?

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