I don't know...the best way to show your love for your spouse is to post incredibly embarassing stories on the internet. I mean, I wouldn't divorce this woman, given the chance.

Yes, that was incredibly unfunny sarcasm.

Go to hell, corleone.

"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.

And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti

Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.