I lose weight by crawling out into the desert and eating nothing but live scorpians for a week while yelling "GOOO JOE!"

Alright, I've never done that.

Bye.

"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.

And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti

Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.