Corleone here can't handle the strong stuff, like Video Dating Tape or Valentines Day.
Many a night after he viewed these works of art I had to cradle him in my arms like a baby lamb...whispering Satanic rhymes in his ears...
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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