Anyone here--besides long_lost_corleone--a fan of David Firth' flash work?

If you aren't, I present thee with a link. I'd check out Burntfaceman first, and then move on to the darker, more surreal things.

Firth\'s Site

"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.

And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti

Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.