Because there is no better show on earth!!!

Jimmy Buffett came to Ohio and I drove down with some friends to see him Thursday. THis would ultimately choose to be the best decision of my life. After arriving early to tailgate with the other parrotheads, I had 5 margaritas and a few Coronas to pump me up. Then we walked around and checked out all the really hot chicks partying out to some Buffett tunes. Everyone had coverted their car into some kind of beach scene or pirate ship. It was fucking awesome!!

The show itself blew my mind. Beach balls bouncing all over the audience. Some chick grabbbed me and started dancing with me. (She was topless) A strange man handed me a glass and told me to take a sip, which I did. I don't know what was in it, but it fucked me up. The music was spectacular. Jimmy has never sounded so good.

After the concert, we crawled back to our hotel rooms at 3 for a few more nightcaps. I had a few more margaritas and then decided to take a swim. I went to the indoor pool and to my surpirse, I found it open. I thought I might have to break in. But anyways, I went in. As I turned a corner to face a pool. There lay RIGHT at my feet, two people having the most intense session of sex I've ever witnessed. The chick was SMOKING hot and completely naked. The guy just looked up and smiled, and I asked if I could swim. He just laughed and pumped away, so I jumped in real quick and got out. As I walked out I turned to say goodbye, but he was busy getting some jacuzzi-head, so I left without a word. Interesting.

I went back to the room, lost my bottle opener, broke the top off a Corona, drank and passed out.

Bottom Line: I'm going to be a musician. I've always thought about this. I've played guitar for 8 years, piano for 4, ukulele for 4 and Harmonica for 2. I helped my buddy make an album last summer by playing piano and lead guitar for him, including uke on one song. I've had a ton of songs written for a while and I'm buying a music recording program tomorrow to start recording. When the album is done, you'll be the first to know.

Ok, go see Jimmy Buffett and then go swimming after. Bubbye!

The Doc

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.