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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/11/06 12:28 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Well, that's lovely. I'm in the mood. Someone hold my pants.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/11/06 12:31 PM
06/11/06 12:31 PM
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Valenti
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There is no greater bastion of ignorance and stupidity than on Fox News. The most biased news network broadcasting. If they'd been around in McCarthy's time, they'd end every newscast listing off potential American communists and ways to torture them to death.
It's the only thing I agree with you on, corleone, you sonofabitch.
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad." -Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/11/06 03:23 PM
06/11/06 03:23 PM
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Valenti
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Every news station, everywhere, should end their program with ways to end Fred Phelp's useless existence...
Quick name one good thing about Fred Phelps.
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That's what I thought.
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad." -Valenti
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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/11/06 10:25 PM
06/11/06 10:25 PM
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Don Cardi
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Originally posted by Valenti: Every news station, everywhere, should end their program with ways to end Fred Phelp's useless existence...
Quick name one good thing about Fred Phelps.
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That's what I thought. Quick name one good thing about Extremist Islamic Terrorists. ... That's what I thought you would say. Don Cardi 
Don Cardi Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.
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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/11/06 10:35 PM
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Valenti
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From what I understand, Islamic Terrorists make good pumpkin pies. The best, actually.
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad." -Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/11/06 10:52 PM
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Originally posted by long_lost_corleone: [quote]Originally posted by Double-J: [b] Ugh...I unfortunately decided to tune in to CNN this morning around 11:30 AM/12:00 PM and was quickly reminded why I hate that channel.
The entire segment focused on how Zarqawi's death is a conspiracy, how he should have been in little pieces from two 500-lb bombs, how his face is mysteriously so clean, how...etc. etc. etc., and then the anchor saying..."we really have no proof of this."
Would you prefer to feast of the nector of Fox News' loins, the network that brought us great quotes like "It's one thing to be a proud American, but if you want to celebrate that you can either do that with an American flag, or go back to Mexico" ? I'd love to be deep-throated with bigotry and brain-dead news anchors any day of the week, while I watch a corpse bow down and make passionate zombie-love with Nixon's inanimate body before moving onto Reagan and then Big W. [/b][/quote]No. I'd rather have unbiased news. But just to be clear, you're not denying CNN's bias either, right? Originally posted by Valenti: There is no greater bastion of ignorance and stupidity than on Fox News. The most biased news network broadcasting. If they'd been around in McCarthy's time, they'd end every newscast listing off potential American communists and ways to torture them to death. Clearly you've never seen the broadcast news... Of course, supporting arguments with facts or examples is preferable to hypothetical arguments about Fox and the Red Scare. Originally posted by Valenti: From what I understand, Islamic Terrorists make good pumpkin pies. The best, actually. But I don't like having 72 raisins in my pumpkin pie... ...now if we used them in oatmeal cookies... 
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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/11/06 11:08 PM
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Valenti
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Islamic Terrorists are also excellent massueses(sp?).
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And I do apologize for my entirely unprecedented remark about Fox News. I just don't really like that network...sorry. Could you make me a pie? All this talk about terrorism makes me hungry.
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad." -Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/11/06 11:48 PM
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Valenti
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I feel ashamed. It took me a full minute to figure out that was a face. Man, I need to lay off the unprotected sex with goats...
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad." -Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: al Zarqawi Killed
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06/12/06 11:35 AM
06/12/06 11:35 AM
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Originally posted by Don Cardi: [QUOTE]... how can you judge him and comment on what he deserved in his last moments when he never was given a fair trial in a court of law?
How do we know that he was really guilty of these crimes that the Bush administration fabricated ..eh... err... cough..cough.. said that he had committed? You need to act like a humanitarian and try to 'understand' him and why he turned out the way that he did. You know, if we had taken him alive, perhaps we could have rehabilitated him to eventually fit into society! ... PLEASE, Don Cardi...you're turning this thread into a 'laugh-fest'!! :p If you can manage it, try & post something worthy of a measure of respect. All I can say to you right now is....Baaahhhhh. Leg of lamb, anyone...??? Pie for dessert...??? Apple
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.
- THOMAS JEFFERSON
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