Every news station, everywhere, should end their program with ways to end Fred Phelp's useless existence...

Quick name one good thing about Fred Phelps.

...

That's what I thought.


"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.

And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti

Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.