Originally posted by Double-J: Ugh...I unfortunately decided to tune in to CNN this morning around 11:30 AM/12:00 PM and was quickly reminded why I hate that channel.
The entire segment focused on how Zarqawi's death is a conspiracy, how he should have been in little pieces from two 500-lb bombs, how his face is mysteriously so clean, how...etc. etc. etc., and then the anchor saying..."we really have no proof of this."
 Would you prefer to feast of the nector of Fox News' loins, the network that brought us great quotes like "It's one thing to be a proud American, but if you want to celebrate that you can either do that with an American flag, or go back to Mexico" ? I'd love to be deep-throated with bigotry and brain-dead news anchors any day of the week, while I watch a corpse bow down and make passionate zombie-love with Nixon's inanimate body before moving onto Reagan and then Big W.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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