The dust clears as Coca-Cola shoved Pepsi up its own vending slot(ouch! ), but a new battle brews in the horizon.

Our identities are everything, but what happens when two quite talented and respected filmmakers that are among the current crop of supreme storytellers have the same damn last name?

So folks, once and for all, who will prevail as THE best director in Hollywood named "Anderson"?



Will it be WES Anderson, the talented quirky little shit who gave the world BOTTLE ROCKET, Owen Wilson, RUSHMORE, THE ROYAL TENEBAUMS, and THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU.....currently has an American Mastercard commercial, and reportedly Martin Scorsese is a fan of his work. What a little shit!



or PAUL THOMAS Anderson, aka PTA to his fans, the mastermind of greatly respected pictures like BOOGIE NIGHTS, Dirk Diggler, MAGNOLIA(which ironically was quoted by someone that I've been engaged in lately within a pissy fight), PUNCH DRUNK LOVE, and he happened to give some major boasting to the great Phillip Seymour Hoffman before his Oscar and very nice M:I 3 paycheck. PTA is a man that many film buffs believe is the new Robert Altman for our times...and Altman aint even legally dead yet!

Alright folks, will it be Wes or Paul Thomas Anderson?!?!

NOTE: Before you ask, I gave the wimpy mother fucking hack that is Paul W.S. Anderson the job of referee within this fight. Either way, hes done for, at least hopefully before he gives us RESIDENT EVIL 3.