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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/19/06 08:12 PM
05/19/06 08:12 PM
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DonFerro55
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Hmmm. Asteroid, eh? Bummer.
I always thought I'd die by jumping through a ring of fire while holding two ukuleles on a unicycle made of dog hair.
Oh well....I'm having a drink. Anyone wanna join?
The Doc
And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/19/06 09:15 PM
05/19/06 09:15 PM
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MaryCas
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Originally posted by Capo de La Cosa Nostra: It's probably as noble a death as I can think of. Death by beauty. I'm with you Mick, Tornado Volcano Tsunami Hurricane Wind Storm Earth Quake Lightening Bolt Take me Mother Nature.
Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/19/06 09:57 PM
05/19/06 09:57 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Well, if we're all going to die, I propose a party.
Let's take drugs, listen to Moby, get naked, have sex, and get drunk. I'm going to go take compromising photos of myself with a hooker, smoke some marijuana cigarettes laced in PCP, and rape an infantile right in its eyelid. It won't matter in the morning anyways, because we're all going to die!
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/19/06 11:00 PM
05/19/06 11:00 PM
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Mike Sullivan
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Originally posted by DonFerro55: \ Oh well....I'm having a drink. Anyone wanna join?
The Doc Tom Collins, on the rocks.
Madness! Madness! - Major Clipton The Bridge On The River Kwai
GOLD - GOLD - GOLD - GOLD. Bright and Yellow, Hard and Cold, Molten, Graven, Hammered, Rolled, Hard to Get and Light to Hold; Stolen, Borrowed, Squandered - Doled. - Greed
Nothing Is Written Lawrence Of Arabia
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/20/06 02:39 PM
05/20/06 02:39 PM
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Mike Sullivan
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Nice party trick? Bet you can't make water out of wine though.
Madness! Madness! - Major Clipton The Bridge On The River Kwai
GOLD - GOLD - GOLD - GOLD. Bright and Yellow, Hard and Cold, Molten, Graven, Hammered, Rolled, Hard to Get and Light to Hold; Stolen, Borrowed, Squandered - Doled. - Greed
Nothing Is Written Lawrence Of Arabia
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/20/06 05:31 PM
05/20/06 05:31 PM
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bogey
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Ooh. I'm shivering in my boots. :rolleyes: Originally posted by DonFerro55: Oh well....I'm having a drink. Anyone wanna join? Pass it around.
President of the long_lost_corleone Fan Club
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/20/06 08:46 PM
05/20/06 08:46 PM
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DonFerro55
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Ok everyone. Your drinks are being sent UPS First Class Next Business Day Shipping (because we will be dead on the 25th, remember?) That will be $5.75 for the drinks and $87.92 for the shipping.
Pleasure doing business.
The Doc
And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/21/06 07:02 PM
05/21/06 07:02 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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You are a crafty one. I like your technique... Try and scare the living daylights out of us, by telling us about your cult or whatever it is, and then laughing it off like a joke.
Well, now I really do need a drink.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/24/06 05:44 PM
05/24/06 05:44 PM
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DonFerro55
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Hope everyone is spending their last day on Earth wisely!
I'm cutting the grass and hitting the bowling alley later, maybe a bite to eat after that. I want my grass to look better than anyone else's for the apocalypse.
Catch ya on the flip side,
The Doc
And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/24/06 07:29 PM
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Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope
plawrence
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I (coughcough) "like" you just the way you are. What fun would it be if you were nice and everyone "liked" you? Stay just the way you are, Apple my dear. And when we all meet tomorrow after the Big Bang or whatever you call it has already happened, and our paths cross as you head in one direction and I in another, I'll get an extra point or two which will help me along the way I'm going, for being such a good person that could write such a wonderful, warm, caring, understanding, loving, and compassionate post such as this one. Kinda like Frequent Flyer miles that get me to my destination more easily. :p
"Difficult....not impossible"
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/24/06 08:08 PM
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AppleOnYa
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Oh, plawrence that's so sweet!! But I'm afraid it's a bit too late to 'score points'...as you never did PM me with address and instructions for last Saturday (per the Gangster BB dinner thread). I waited and waited Speaking of the Gangster BB dinner (scheduled for June 7th)....I guess that's cancelled Apple
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.
- THOMAS JEFFERSON
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/25/06 06:18 AM
05/25/06 06:18 AM
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plawrence
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Originally posted by AppleOnYa: Speaking of the Gangster BB dinner (scheduled for June 7th)....I guess that's cancelled I called the restaurant and explained the situation, and they suggested that we take a "wait and see" approach. The restaurant manager was very understanding, and said that in the event that the world did come to an end prior to June 7th, it wouldn't really be necessary to cancel our reservation or anything, as she expected the restaurant itself to be out of business anyway. So if we're all still here on June 7th, the dinner is still on. If not, well, c'est la vie.Oh, and BTW, I requested that if possible the chef prepare a lamb special that night, as we had a few lamb and sheep lovers in the group. :p
"Difficult....not impossible"
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/25/06 08:30 AM
05/25/06 08:30 AM
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AppleOnYa
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Originally posted by plawrence: [QUOTE]...I called the restaurant and explained the situation, and they suggested that we take a "wait and see" approach...So if we're all still here on June 7th, the dinner is still on... Thanks, due to my blind faith in your ability to acquire dinner reservations, I'll trust that you did the right thing barring any end of the world kind've thing will be there on June 7th. By the way, I think I'll also call ahead & see if a donkey special can be added to the menu, as our group may include and ass or two as well. Apple
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.
- THOMAS JEFFERSON
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Re: Yep... We're Fucked!
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05/25/06 09:08 AM
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plawrence
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I could say something very risque and ribald here, but since this BB is rated PG-13.....
"Difficult....not impossible"
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