No, trust me. It's porn.

corleone, he...he doesn't ever lie. I want you to remember that. If he says he raped an old woman, he raped an old woman. If he says that he hijacked an airplane and ate some peanuts, well, I think you get the point.

*chews cigar*


"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.

And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti

Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.