You think you're so cool, long_lost_corleone, when you're really just a big stinky boar testicle. I said it.

Quick, name one good thing about long_lost_corleone other than the fact that I find him sexually attractive and I'm trying to mask those feelings through rage? That's what I thought.


"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.

And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti

Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.