No but I know a little French, just handy phrases like
Excuse moi monsieur, mais jai n'aime pas Anglais, jais suis Ecosse, merci
(excuse the spelling I said speak not write)

Stuff to help one along the road a little...


"Jonny Tightlips... you're shot!
- whered' they get you?"
"I ain't sayin' nutin'."
"But what'll I tell the Doc?!"
"Tell'um to suck a lemon."