No but I know a little French, just handy phrases like Excuse moi monsieur, mais jai n'aime pas Anglais, jais suis Ecosse, merci (excuse the spelling I said speak not write)
Stuff to help one along the road a little...
"Jonny Tightlips... you're shot! - whered' they get you?" "I ain't sayin' nutin'." "But what'll I tell the Doc?!" "Tell'um to suck a lemon."