I used to speak French very well. My mother is French and used to make me watch the French TV news on cable every night and discuss it with her in French afterwards. Jesus, what an awful childhood. I was supposedly fluent at one time.

I haven't been to France for years and have renounced French nationality, as I'm not keen on dual nationality, but I would I like to speak French again and learn Italian.

I was terrible at German at school, and never got into Spanish beyond counting to twenty watching Sesame Street.

Au revoir! Auf Wierdersehn!