I would go back to around the 1920s. I would move to Key West or one of the Virgin Islands and be a pirate. These areas were trading posts so they would be the best place to nab the plunder. Arrrrge.

The Doc

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.