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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
[Re: SC]
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09/18/07 03:24 PM
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I can't wait until I'm dead and people keep posting in this thread. Me too.  Fine, but come next April, when you're tied up at the office, and need someone to go on a porn and cigarette run for you, who're you going to call?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/19/07 12:52 AM
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Fine, but come next April, when you're tied up at the office, and need someone to go on a porn and cigarette run for you, who're you going to call? Ghostbusters!!! "He slimed me!" -Peter Venkman (Bill Murray)
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/19/07 02:14 AM
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Don't forget we also have this thread and this thread to keep up with as well. I've actually talked about a Random LLC Whoring thread. I think it'd be a great addition to these boards.
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/19/07 02:26 AM
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By the way, I'm pregnant. I did wear a condom that night.... right? 
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/19/07 02:34 AM
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I can't wait until I'm dead and people keep posting in this thread. Me too. Fine, but come next April, when you're tied up at the office, and need someone to go on a porn and cigarette run for you, who're you going to call? Obviously not you.... you'll be "of age" and drafted then and off in some foreign country making the world safe for us.
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/19/07 02:39 AM
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J Geoff
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Nah, that'll be in 2009 when the Dems are in office... he has another year!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/19/07 06:13 PM
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You know me; I'm all about serving my country.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! No, really, I guess America is pretty cool.
Last edited by long_lost_corleone; 09/19/07 06:13 PM.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/19/07 06:15 PM
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Which begs the question.... What would our young LLC do if the draft were re-instated and he was called to serve? There's always Canada and color-blindness.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/19/07 06:17 PM
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/21/07 05:11 PM
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No, really, I guess America is pretty cool. Oh ya, well if you think America is so friggin cool then why don't you just move there?!?!?!? (burnage)
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/30/07 08:47 PM
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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09/30/07 09:43 PM
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So, what's with this long ass birthday thread?  That's one heck of a celebration. You been partying since April LLC? TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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10/01/07 03:45 PM
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I've been partying like it's 1999 since 1999.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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10/08/07 09:19 AM
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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10/11/07 03:32 PM
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If I'm still alive, and assuming I'm being supported by an oxygen tank, I'll be enjoying an after-dinner-cigarette in a crowded restaurant.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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10/11/07 04:12 PM
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I'm just curious, what are your plans for your 80th birthday? I know it's a little ways off, but... any special plans? Dinner with my 35 year old wife. It will be a goodbye dinner, as I'll be trading her in for a younger version, with less mileage.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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