Oh, bogey. You make me laugh.

*edges uncomfortably close*

MAKE ME LAUGH SOME MORE.

HAHAHAH

CANTEEN BOY=FUNNY. ***.

Happy birthday, Kevin. I'm glad you're sixteen again. Some people say that's the sweetest...age.

"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.

And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti

Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.