You, sir, are a fraud! A fake! A homosexual! I won't stand for it!
I challenge you to a duel, Kevin. That's right, I know your secret identity.
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
