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Hey, happy birthday!

I bet you're the first BBer to get TWO birthday threads.

I read in the other one that you're naked. Awesome, me too.

And, I read in the shoutbox about the White Stripes. Sometime when I get a better internet connection, you should send that to me, son!

I think Bogey's threatening to make a man out of you LLC.

Happy Birthday kiddo. 17, huh ? So you were actually born in 1990. Godfather 3 was in production when you were popping out of the womb.

Have a great day.

Somehow I missed out on two years of birthday threads?

Screw it, I'm just going to skip these ones and wish you a happy birthday for next year.

Have a great birthday LLC!!!


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Happy birthday LLC. Hope it's a good one.

Jesus, I'm 17, and I still don't have a drivers permit. I'm one lazy fuck.

Still no permit?

Nope. My mom keeps telling me I have to call the DMV to schedule the test. I didn't even know the DMV had a phone number. Like I'm going to bother looking it up? pssschh...

Do you have a friend who has a car? That's all you really need. I made the mistake of being the friend with a car so I ended up driving my buddies around all over the place. You're making the right choice. Besides, if you try to deal with the DMV you might not make it out alive.

Basically all of my friends drive and have cars of their own. So, I'm set.

I don't waste posts on birthday threads.

It's ok, I'm an exception to life.

Damn, this thread is old. We should probably resurrect the other 48 threads dedicated to my aging splendor.

I got some other stuff I gotta do.

Laters.

Damn LLC, you're only 17?

For a cocky fellow, you sure have alot of teeth.

Happy belated Birthday buddy!!!

So how's school going? You're a senior now, right? Big-Man on campus! How exciting!!!

Have you shoved a parking cone up a freshman's ass yet? What about college? Any plans there or are you still considering a career in the asian-porn industry--they DO love those pasty-skinned white boys, and you'd be a GIANT over there!

He has more birthdays than the queen..

Damn, this thread is fucking old. We're going to be busting out the 18th birthday thread in a matter of months, and then I'll buy cigarettes and porn for everyone.

Ice, seniority feels ok, I guess. There is one achievement I am proud of... See, this year my school changed from a two day schedule (A days and B days) to a four day schedule (A days, B days, C days, and D days). So, when the first D day came around last Monday, my friends and I all came to school dressed in camouflage and military paraphernalia and met in the parking lot before first period. Then, we stormed through the front doors yelling "IT'S D DAY! EVERYONE DOWN! IT'S D DAY!" and then spent the next ten minutes running through the halls in a mob, pushing people out of the way, yelling about D day. When the principle saw us (And he stands in the front lobby every morning to greet everyone as they enter, so he saw the initial entry) he just sort of bobbed his head down, looked at his feet and when "O... oh" and then frowned, as he came to realize that this sort of thing would happen every four days. And it has continued through the second official D day. Every four days, we will be storming the halls in camo, in increasing numbers, until we're stopped by administration.

And we will still be wishing you a happy birthday here.

By the way, Happy Birthday.

By the way, I'm pregnant.

By the way, Happy Tumor.

Set it on fire.

HAPPY Birthday belatedly!!

Thanks, dontomasso.

I just love how, even though someone made a thread for my 17th birthday, this one seems to be the place to go.

I can't wait until I'm dead and people keep posting in this thread.

You are growing younger. Rather un-growing

When's the Sweet 16 party? Will Molly Ringwald be there?

That dontomasso does a mean Cha Cha Cha so watch out, LLC.