jasani, you will have an excellent time trust me.the food is beautiful,the people totally rock,the beer is in expensive, im returning in november and there is still loads going on.
as for your request of a lap dancing club; i know of two in portimao ,but youll have to travel .
by the way the menus in burger bars usually have pictures next to em so you know what your getting (dont forget to say por favor)
i love the country, i hope youll tell us all about it when you get back!