I am going to Lisbon, Portugal in August from the 1st to the 21st of the month. My second cousins and their family live there so accomodations are DONE pretty much. My questions are, having never been to the country before, what do Padrinophiles think I need to know, living in Europe, in Lisbon and Portugal for three weeks? What sites are hot what places should I avoid like the bubonic plague?! What is fun in Portugal and what is buttfuck boring?! Where do I er...uh...delicate here...how should I put this?...GET LAID in Lisbon and how are Portuguese women generally?

Are there any Portuguese-Canadians or Portuguese-Americans or just any one with 25% or more Portuguese blood who either know very much about the country and it's people and culture or have family in the old country and would like to share? Toronto has a lot of Portuguese-Canadians but I am sorry to say other than business associates and acquaintances here and there and girls I want to do...er...uh..."meet," I don't have tooo many Portuguese friends. Any one have any thoughts or feelings about the country, it's people and culture and whatnot whatsoever? Thanks guys!