This is sorta borrowing from the film "You've got mail", but a lot of my friends always come to me for advice, and I kinda use the Godfather as my I-ching for everything.
And, it seems I'll be Godfather to one of my friends' kid, so my suggestion to everyone else: One that day, don't go to the barber's, don't go to a hotel, don't get a parking ticket, and don't get a massage, and certainly don't go up any elevators.
Take Care
George
Don Crazyman
"Tonight, The Crazyman family settles its accounts. Monkey and Strawboy, those lil amatuer artist f*cks. they've been screwing with us since the beginning. F*ck'em.
Izabela, my ex-g/f, Tracey will pay her a visit, at her home.
Ruben, take a train to Holman, light a candle for professor Nyman."
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