when?:

May 4th, 2001. I was 16.

where?:

Santa Ana, CA

who?:

My current girlfriend Andrea (pronounced Ahn-DRAY-uh). We've been together almost 6 years.

describe it:

Very clumsy. She'd kissed a guy before, but I had never kissed a girl. She just layed it on me (and not to toot my own horn :p ), it started out clumsy, but I caught on after the second kiss. She ended up moving over here (to Maryland) at the end of the Summer of '01. Sadly, she left back to California the following June. We're still together, and we still love each other as much as anybody could possibly love each other. But the long distance thing REALLY sucks.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis