It was from my bus driver (to & from work) on whom I had a MASSIVE crush. We had flirted and chatted for several months and this particular time I happened to be the last passenger on the bus. Just before I got off he got out of the driver's seat and laid it on me, tounge & all. I tried to play it cool but stumbled off like an idiot.

That handsome guy would be in around his late 50's by now.



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A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.

- THOMAS JEFFERSON