Speaking of Crown Royal, I just finished off the bottle I had sitting in my room. There was about a third of it left (it was a 750mL bottle). Went straight to my head. What a nice feeling.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
