My dentist prescribed me Vicodin when I had a tooth cut out. I don't know if it actually made the pain go away, but damn if it didn't make me feel good!
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
