Ive tried pot twice. I didn't like it the first time, so I thought I'd give it another try. Didn't like it the second time either.

In fact, the second time I used it, I was so fucked up I ended up tripping and falling off my deck, and tearing ligaments in my ankle. Since then, I haven't touched the stuff.

I still have the occasional drink, though.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis