TALE OF THE TAPE George W. Bush Age : 59
Height : 5" 11" acting 12 feet tall.
Class : Silver (spoon)
Reach : As far as his oil rigs can dig.
William J. Clinton Age : 59
Height : 6' 2" but acted like he was 6" tall (or long).
Class : All by himself.
Reach : As far as his zipper will go down.
INT. OLYMPIA STADIUM - DRESSING ROOM - NIGHT
Gore and Clinton are in the dressing room. Clinton sits on the table, dejected. His willy is being examined by a Doctor
GORE:(angry) They robbed us! Those fuckin' republicans -- What the fuck fight were they watching? If I see them on the street, I'll break their heads. Decision Bush, my fuckin' ass! Those judges give him the decision 'cause his brother is the governer! How else could this have happened?... What do you think they gave him the decision for, that's why.
CLINTON : (almost to himself): Whadda we gotta do, Al? I knocked him down. What did I do wrong? I don't understand.
GORE : We won and was robbed! You didn't do nothin' wrong.
CLINTON : I dunno. Maybe we don't deserve to win. I did a lot of bad things in the oval office with that young girl. I dunno...
GORE : Fuck that. This was the fight. This coulda done it. This was our shot. They out and out robbed us.
Don Cardi
