Who do u think would win in a fist fight? Bill Clinton or George Bush? I would have to go with George "The Terror Hunter" Bush. He would take Clinton out in the 2nd round I figure. He would toy with him in the 1st round and then he would finish him off in the 2nd.

I can kick George Bush's ass. Clinton would most definitley win in this fight.

Like you say Smitty, I think Bush would toy with Clinton in the first round, and hit him nasty in the second round.

But then Clinton strikes back, hits Bush on the head, and as such kills the last few brain cells left in Dubya.

Then the jury proclaims Clinton the winner, while we here Bush whisper "You never got me down, Bill. Ya hear me? Never got me down."

Bushie came from a background to which the only difference between him and his peers is how far his born-silver spoon went up his ass. How tough is he? Unless he decided at Yal, inbetween the frathouse parties and Skull & Bones meetings, to go Bruce Wayne and become an accomplished fighter, what fighting skills does he have?

His only advantage is that he believes that with God on his side, he will win somehow due to divine intervention.

Clinton on the other hand, hes more ruthless. He came from shit poverty in Arkansas, and considering the amount of built-up anger and fustration from such a background, he probably got in many brawls, and his fight to become President of the United States through his working the political system...if anything, I say Clinton lays the smackdown on Bushie by Round #3.

Bill Clinton would win. Bush would get confused in the middle of the fight, he would have a college cocaine flashback and then Clinton would take him down. :p

For real?

Considering that he's stronger and healthier, and that Clinton is coming off of open heart surgery and loooks like he aged about twenty years recently, I'd have to go with Bush.

But that aside, I think that Hillary Clinton could kick George's ass in a street fight.

...as if politicians, whether in office, running for office, or muckrakers on a Gangster BB, could ever fight with their fists!

Not only could they fight with their fists, they throw whatever they find in vicinity of the scene at each other. Haven't you seen fights between PMs occasionally on the news?! Those are hilarious. Anyhoo, I don't care who wins, I'll be cheering for Clinton.

TALE OF THE TAPE

George W. Bush

Age : 59

Height : 5" 11" acting 12 feet tall.

Class : Silver (spoon)

Reach : As far as his oil rigs can dig.


William J. Clinton

Age : 59

Height : 6' 2" but acted like he was 6" tall (or long).

Class : All by himself.

Reach : As far as his zipper will go down.

INT. OLYMPIA STADIUM - DRESSING ROOM - NIGHT


Gore and Clinton are in the dressing room. Clinton sits on the table, dejected. His willy is being examined by a Doctor

GORE:(angry) They robbed us! Those fuckin' republicans -- What the fuck fight were they watching? If I see them on the street, I'll break their heads. Decision Bush, my fuckin' ass! Those judges give him the decision 'cause his brother is the governer! How else could this have happened?... What do you think they gave him the decision for, that's why.

CLINTON : (almost to himself): Whadda we gotta do, Al? I knocked him down. What did I do wrong? I don't understand.

GORE : We won and was robbed! You didn't do nothin' wrong.

CLINTON : I dunno. Maybe we don't deserve to win. I did a lot of bad things in the oval office with that young girl. I dunno...

GORE : Fuck that. This was the fight. This coulda done it. This was our shot. They out and out robbed us.


Don Cardi

Raging Bill? :p

No, Billit.

I'm not sure which Bush you're talking about, Senior or Junior, but if it's the current president, he would loose. Clinton all the way, I would pay to see that fight; that would be sweet if someone organized it like that Celebrity Boxing show they used to have on Fox.

Clinton would win. How can you possibly doubt it? Bill is still a strong hypervitaminized hypertestosteronic boy.....

Clinton Would win

Since the Clintons and Bushes are the best of friends these days it would be a very weak fight, more along the lines of a frat boy scuffle. Ralph Nader would inject himself into the ring and suplex both of them through a table.

I would pay to see that.

But doesn't having sex pre-fight hurt your chances of winning dramatically?

I think Clinton would therefore lose, depending on what city he is in and how many interns they have recruited. :p

Poor Bill. He will always be remembered like the sex-obsessed President of USA. This is so unfair.