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Originally posted by Don Smitty:
The United States is bombing an area of Iraq in hopes that it will take out terrorists that have been trying to start a civil war. It's about time. What has our government been waiting for?
Well, you see, we had to pay close attention to their (the terrorists) technique's, and study their moves. Then, and only then, were we ready to adopt their own attack method's.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."