When we were first married, my husband and I were having our first fight as I was cooking dinner. I slammed the food and a brand new 2 liter bottle of Coke on the table, saying, "Here's your dinner!". When I opened the soda, it exploded all over the kitchen. My husband calmly looked at me and said, "Now clean it up, you spoiled guinea brat!". Can't tell you how hard we laughed.