Well I've never thought about Kansas, but I always considered Missouri as part of the south. (I’m sorry for all you proud Southerners…the South). I guess just because of the whole Missouri Compromise thing, though I have gone up there for a concert thus meaning that you are geographically north of me. Now that I think about it, I suppose you are more of a middle Great Plains state(s), but I’ve already typed this much and don’t feel like deleting it.

As far as the bestiality thing, I heard the thing to do when screwing a sheep is to take them up to the edge of a cliff or something that way they push back…or so I’ve HEARD.