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Originally posted by Don Jasani:
Ok, I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was straight. I am straight for the most part but I also find myself attracted to animals and have on occasion fooled around with a couple. Horses, cats, dogs, chickens, birds, donkeys, pigs, sheep, cows and iguanas especially. Hey we all have needs right?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p
Horses? Ok, let's say a guy was hung like a horse? Could you work one out to that?

I'm straight unless there are dwarfs involved. They're just so cute. I like to rub myself down in cocoa butter and watch Snow White three times through.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."