I’m with Patrick on this one kind-a I do try to freak out my homophobe friends. (And I mean homophobic like can’t watch two guys kiss without making some kind of groan)

Say like when someone accidentally touches my thigh or something they always say “I’m sorry” to witch I reply “Don’t be” and shit like that. In fact if the subject of my sexuality ever comes up I refuse to seriously answer the question, because if the answer to that question will affect what you think of me then I’m not all that concerned about offending you.


Now...I believe there was some chatter about fishing going on...by all means continue