I dunno if they're safe or not, but I do know that Chicago-O'Hare Airport has the coolest toilets in the world. They have little laser censors that control the toilet seat covers. You run your hand over the censor, and the toilet seat cover automatically changes itself. I almost missed my flight because I spend a half an hour in the bathroom playing with the toilet!


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis