"Vice President Cheney spent the first 18 hours after shooting his hunting companion brainstorming as to how he can profit from the situation. Then called designers in Halliburton and defined a project to make a digital gun that scans hunting buddies, so that it would prevent shooting when it is being aimed at them. Then came up with a commercial to promote selling it: "Even I wouldn't be able to shoot my buddies with this gun anymore..."".