I liked Full House, but it couldn't be done today. Joey would have to be gay, Danny would need to go on medication for his OCD, and Jesse would likely be forced to ally with a black rapper from the streets and become "G-Unit and the Rippers" because the Man kept him down.

Of course, D.J. would be a reformed crack addict, Stephanie would commit suicide because of middle-child syndrome (how rude!) and Michelle would end up with a speech impediment that affected her ability to get a job (owse cream?).