Out of the majority of comedians listed in this thread, the only ones I find to be funny are Billy Crystal and Jay Leno. I can't stand John Stewart.

Not that I really care about the Oscars anyways. I can't remember ever watching it intently, nor do I care since the vast majority of films coming out are either remakes, re-remakes, or things I could care less about (read: gay cowboy movies, brings a whole new meaning to the term "back in the saddle again," and I suspect John Wayne is rolling over in his grave.)