Al Pacino, because he really needs to know me before he gets too week to even undo any zip.

Richard Gere, because after all when I think of him in his pants I still got shivers down my spine and wonder how much a sex session with him would cost me. I guess it's "the American gigolo syndrome".

Hugh Grant, because that blue eyed Brit desperately needs someone who unfreezes him. You see, I'm such a philanthropist!


I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic. I try to give that to people. I do misrepresent things. I don't tell the truth. I tell what ought to be truth (Blanche/A streetcar named desire)