Obviously with the Female Hottie thread on my mind, I had a dream last night in which Ayesha Takia was fighting with my Californian friend over me. If only...

In it, my house was sparse indeed, like Neil's in Heat.


...dot com bold typeface rhetoric.
You go clickety click and get your head split.
'The hell you look like on a message board
Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?