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Iraq's first elections. Progress indeed. I'm happy for them. I wish them all the best. And, let's be honest, the main reason why we're happy about this (as indeed we all are, in some way or another) is because we can start planning pulling our troops out. We don't really give a damn about the Iraqis. Do we? Not really. You'd be lying if you said you were. This is about our soldiers. And rightly so.

Kudos to George W. Bush, too. That man is a God. Luckily, I'm an atheist.

Lucy, is your sickbag full yet? Pass me it when you're done.

Smitty, this is worrying; you're becoming more and more fanatic every day. Irreversibly warped into your fascist state of mind. But don't worry, fascism isn't half as bad as communism. I'm the worst of the lot, it seems.

Apologies if I haven't fooled anyone with my fancy words.