[QUOTE]Originally posted by Turi Giuliano:
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Now, what I like to do is pot the basil in a delightful rustic container, and then keep it close to the kitchen window so that I can reach it any time. It also spreads a wonderful aroma into the kitchen. It's a good thing.


Sorry, those of you who have never watched a Martha Stewart show might not get that.

"And the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence..."

Michael : "Pleasepleasepleaseplease..."
Kay : "Michael, you know you won!"


(Simpsons fans should get this one.)

I TOLD YOU TO NOT BLOW IN MY EAR WITH OTHER PEOPLE AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael, I don't think you will be around to except the award for Godfather IV.

C'mon Mike, you show me yours, I'll show you mine.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Provalone:


"I don't mean to complain, but this safety restraint system is just a little too tight" [/QUOTE

CARLO, I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED TO SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT.

How many times do I have to show you finochios how to hold an Academy Award !

NO FREDO, YOU CANNOT BE IN THE NEXT GODFATHER.

Are you sure you want me to wear this ?

You know, Michael...I just looked at Mary over there.... Why does she looks like her head is superimposed on someone else's body?

"I'm tellin ya , if we take the over and then lay three with the Packers, it's a lock."


Don Cardi

OK, Phil.....now let's try a foxtrot.

It's a blindfold, so you won't be able to see Mary.

Funny ones guiseppe

"Don't stand up, Vito. Your fly is open."

Am I wearing boxers or briefs?

I've been getting my pictures from Google Images.

Anyone have any other sources?

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"I'm afraid it's not Godiva--it's just a Whitman Sampler from Walgreen's."

I feel razor stubble

"I don't think this 30-day cannoli diet is working."

"I'm telling you guys, this is no way to take a driver's license picture!"

"No, you're wrong Al. The hand with the Avon Skin-so-Soft moisturizing lotion smells nicer."

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mignon:
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WHADA YA MEAN I'M FUNNY, FUNNY HOW, HOW AM I FUNNY. WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by plawrence:
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Michael, please be careful what you say. We're surrounded by Coppolla's.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cristina's Way:
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Whatta ya mean I aint gonna be in the next movie? Watch out I don't exterminate you.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Guiseppe Petri:
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"Hurry up and finish the meeting, Godfather--I can't hold my gas much longer!"

"I'm warning you, I'm a VERY dangerous man who
will chew you up and spit you out ... just as soon as
I put in my dentures."

"You stupido! You make-a the sauce splash all over me. I no
more cook-a the pasta in the pressure cooker like-a you tole
me. Get out! Esca di qui!"

"Why did my hemorrhoid problem have to flare up today of all days?"

"My psychic advisor told me to get used to it. In a
future film role, I'll be wallowing in mountains of
this stuff."