I hate the sound of a broom against a puddle of water. That "slush" sound makes my skin crawl and makes me abusive.

I don't like the smell of shit. It angers me.

I don't like peeing in the bathtub anymore. I came there to clean.

I hate when people pick their nose or wipe their ass, and then cook my food. Please respect that I don't want snot, piss, or shit in my food. Is that so hard to ask?

I hate when De Niro comes out with a new movie. Because from the bottom of my heart, I know it will be bad.

I hate when people blame everyone else for their own mistakes. Only I should be allowed to be such a huge hypocrite and get away with it.

I hate being old. That's why I dye my hair.