Johnny Carson. Funny every night, and he got out while he was still on top.

Best Stand up is Carlin just cause he has hung in so long and continues to come up with new material.

Pryor was great, but didn't last long enough to make the top tier.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."